Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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