Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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