Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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