how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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