So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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