i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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