so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
