He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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