Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Randomize
