Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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