it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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