I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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