Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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