David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think I am morally bankrupt
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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