R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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