Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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