your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I stole a fireplace last night.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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