We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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