I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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