So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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