how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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