Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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