I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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