it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
No stitches, just platelets and will power
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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