it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
what is it with giant penises always finding me
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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