Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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