I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Randomize
