Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My nipple is on Facebook.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
can u get pink eye on your cock?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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