I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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