And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I will be naked everywhere
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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