I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Houston, we have a blender
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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