that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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