White coat. Heels.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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