her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Bring me that man meat
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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