sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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