Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Vodka?
Forever.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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