Whod you bang
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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