i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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