it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I've blown a few things in my day
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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