i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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