Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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