I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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