i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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