D3 body, D1 cock
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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