Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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