It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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