I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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