And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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