last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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