the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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